We Are the People Your Parents Warned You About

Good Morning

2011-11-12T08:25:00.001-05:00

formspring.me

2011-11-08T11:12:00.001-05:00

Ask Us Anything. Anything at all... http://www.formspring.me/BuddySnowball

dry spell?

2011-11-08T11:11:00.001-05:00

No, just really busy with life. We went dancing with some of our swinger friends this past weekend, but that was the first time we've been out in months... Ask Us Anything. Anything at all...

Dirty Texting

2011-10-09T11:48:00.000-04:00

"I think I'm drunk enough to fuck," Snowball texted me. "I'm going upstairs without any pants on. What you do with that fact is up to you." Since I was sititng in a bar with a friend who also happened to be my ride, I calmly informed him my wife just texted me she wanted to fuck and I think it was time to go home. Check please. At home, she was true to her word. Once we liberated her from the

Rocking In The Free World

2011-09-18T09:18:00.000-04:00

Last night, Snowball and I went a saw a friend's band play at a local dive bar. It was great. They even let me sit in on a few songs (yes, I am sort of musically inclined). Snowball sent me a text during the third set that said, "We're going to go fuck." I may be a simple man, but you don't have to tell me twice. Once home, nakedness ensued. Quickly. Snowball actually held me down and

Bacchanalia: An Evening in Three Acts

2011-08-21T16:37:00.003-04:00

It has been a long time since we were up to our favorite place. On a whim we decided to go. I give you this evening in three acts. Act I Snowball asked me if I wanted to go fuck in the fishbowl. You remember the fishbowl right? If not, it is a bedroom with a large window so you can put on a show. And that is exactly what we did. As I stood at the end of the bed, she laid there sucking my cock to

The Thought Of Snowball Doing This Makes Me Hard

2011-08-08T06:39:00.002-04:00

You Know What Will Fix That?

2011-08-07T20:27:00.002-04:00

Snowball and I have been on vacation for the last few days with the kids. We had a great time. I know, I know. You didn't come here for vacation stories. But this one involves butt sex! We were in the pool with the kids really enjoying the sun and the water. And the booze. We started getting a little frisky. Kissing and hugging. The kids were completely grossed out. We said, "Hey, we could not

Snowball's Fantasy? This.

2011-07-26T20:54:00.003-04:00

I earned my extra biscuit last night...

Easy Like Sunday Morning (Part 2)

2011-07-25T16:42:00.002-04:00

Well hello there. Yes, we're fine. We've just been very busy. But we are here now, right? Let's talk. How was your weekend? Our's was good. A little hot, but otherwise lovely. Yes, did have sex. MORNING sex no less. You want me to tell you about it? Well, if you insist.Snowball lay on her side with just her panties and a sheet around her waist. It was already warm in our bedroom as the sunlight

It's Another Saturday Night...

2011-05-08T08:44:00.002-04:00

Moonlight

2011-04-30T09:11:00.002-04:00

Snowball was in rare form last night. We were out on the porch last night catching up in the our day's events when I had an unquenchable urge to kiss her. Our tongues mashed into one another as we attempted to physically become one. My hand snaked up her body, as if on it's own, reaching her firm breast and taut nipple. As she pulled back, she said, "Oh yeah, we are doing that."Upstairs that

Happy April Everyone

2011-04-03T09:20:00.002-04:00

Welcome to the first Sunday in April. Truth be told, our swinging/sex life has been muted lately. Snowball had some medical work done and that slowed things down a bit.Just when she was getting better, I ended up having some medical work done as well. While neither of these procedure were life-threatening, we certainly need to coordinate our medical lives better.But rest assured we are still

Anyone Else Craving a Hot Dog Right Now?

2011-03-21T23:19:00.001-04:00

how do you improve the taste of semen ?

2011-03-17T17:22:00.001-04:00

Not being a medical professional (but we will take a lot if you ask), I am told that fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Hope that helps. Ask Us Anything. Anything at all...

New Poll Is Up

2011-02-21T07:49:00.003-05:00

Apparently, from the very limited number of responses, texting is sexy. New poll is up on the right-hand side.

The Secret Blowjob

2011-02-21T06:20:00.002-05:00

Let's have some background on the title of this post shall we? A few days ago Snowball and I fly across the county to surprise my mother for her birthday. All of her kids flew in from various points around the nation. It was a big shindig. In fact, I am sitting on their couch written this blog post. Anywho, I has a few (read: many) drinks as the party as was pretty much useless Saturday night.

See Snowball! I told you computers were sexy!

2011-02-18T06:27:00.001-05:00

Happy Valentine's Day

2011-02-17T16:45:00.003-05:00

Wow. It has been a long time hasn't it? Well maybe not, but it SEEMS like a long time. Anywho, we are still here. Just busy. We bought a new place and have all of the joined-in joy that is involved with moving, etc. But we did make a little time for horizontally mamboing this past Valentine's Day.On a whim, I asked Snowball if she wanted to come tuck me in as I headed to bed. Knowing the kids (

Amen Sister. Amen.

2011-02-05T07:37:00.002-05:00

nylon

2011-01-26T20:03:00.001-05:00

If the question is "Do we like nylon?" the answer is it depends. Could you be more specific? Ask Us Anything. Anything at all...

God I Love Doing This To Snowball

2011-01-12T20:37:00.001-05:00

New Poll Is Up

2011-01-12T15:56:00.003-05:00

So according to our completely unscientific research methods, the majority of you either have done a blowbang or would like to. Interesting.New poll is up for your perusal.

For The Ladies...

2011-01-11T11:18:00.002-05:00

Um...

2011-01-11T09:23:00.002-05:00

Snowball says food doesn't go there dear...

You Are Welcome Sugah!

2011-01-07T10:43:00.002-05:00

Last night it was good to be us. I was exhausted. I mean really exhausted. It seemed like the confluence of being back at work and the move into the farmhouse was getting to me. Snowball had texted me earlier in the day about "so fucking do it tonight" when I got home. I was intrigued but just not feeling it. Until she went to kiss me good night and our lips locked onto each other. She tasted so

Stuff For Guys

2011-01-05T11:52:00.002-05:00

This is from Jayme Waxman's blog:"If you check out the Winter 2010 issue of Playgirl Magazine (yes Playgirl is still around, it is still a magazine and it comes out at least once every season, and sometimes more), you’ll find an article by me! on the guide to the greatest male gadgets for sexy times. I wrote the piece in August, after finding inspiration at a sex toy expo. I’m really stoked

Hot Ass Twits

2011-01-04T14:38:00.003-05:00

Yuppers. We have finally joined 2009! We are on twitter now. Feel free to follow us an our lovely exploits there as well.

Just Curious....

2010-12-27T22:04:00.002-05:00

I blatantly stole this from ANGELAFUCKINGKAY. It made me smile.

Those Kinds of Secrets

2010-12-26T11:31:00.003-05:00

We are totally loving this website.Secret #63 i’ve always wanted to be forced into sex. having a man threaten me, push me against a wall, pulling my legs apart no matter how hard i try to stop him, and fucking me so hard, making me scream for him to stop..

Good God...

2010-12-26T08:36:00.002-05:00

I am horny as all fuck this morning. I think I will go into the shower and stroke my hard cock thinking about your warm mouth on it. The feel of your tongue and wet lips as they caress my dick is mind-blowing. The sensation you create will force me to spurt my hot cum on your chest and face. You will use your soft hands to drain every last drop. You will smile sweetly up at me as my cum slides

I Think I've Seen This Done Before...

2010-12-22T20:02:00.002-05:00

Yes, I know we haven't posted any hot sexy business time lately. But we have been very busy lately with the move, etc., etc., excuses, excuses...blah blah blah.So in lieu of steamy sex, I give you this:

Merry Christmas!

2010-12-22T12:49:00.002-05:00

Fleshbot's Position of the Week: Worshiping at the Altar

2010-12-17T19:00:00.002-05:00

Position Type: Cunnilingus What It's Good For: Sometimes a cunnilingus recipient wants to take charge of her pleasure—and this is definitely a good position for that. With her legs spread and a hand on her partner's head, a lady can easily guide the action...and with her legs spread, it's easier for the cunning linguist to pleasure every last portion of the lady bits.

For The Ladies...

2010-12-17T08:53:00.001-05:00

Good morning....

I Feel Dirty

2010-12-13T22:15:00.001-05:00

I think I need to take a shower.

Fleshbot's Position of the Week

2010-12-12T20:39:00.002-05:00

The Quick And DirtyPosition Type: Intercourse What It's Good For: We're not going to liethis is a position that takes a good amount of strength and balance (and partners of complementary heights). Keeping your leg raised isn't easy—and holding someone else's leg up (especially while you're giving them the business) is a tricky skill to master, too. But if you've got those parts down, this can

Across The Threshold

2010-12-12T10:51:00.002-05:00

Snowball and I bought a new house last week. We are currently in the process of prepping it for actually living i.e. cleaning, painting, etc. Add to that fact we have both been under the weather at different times since the Thanksgiving holiday. As such, "business time" has sort of taken a back seat to life recently.Until this weekend.We went to the dark, empty, new house after attending a

Fleshbot's Position of the Week

2010-12-04T00:08:00.002-05:00

In the interest of advancing everyone's sex lives, we here at WATPYPWA World Headquarters (re-)post Fleshbot.com's Position of the Week: Down The Hatch.

Prepping for Something?

2010-11-20T18:24:00.002-05:00

Fleshbot's Position of the Week

2010-11-19T20:56:00.002-05:00

So Fleshbot.com has a new feature called Position of the Week. This week's position is called Opening the FlowerPosition Type: Cunnilingus What It's Good For: As the name suggests, Opening the Flower is a good way to get things started. With the legs closed, access is limited to the labia and the tip of the clit—all the better to get a girl warmed up (or just tease, tease, tease). Where you

Poca-Hotness?!? Yes Please!

2010-11-19T15:38:00.001-05:00

There are more Poca-hotness pics here.

My List

2010-11-16T21:05:00.003-05:00

Ok, so Snowball and I each have a list. It is a list of people that, if they show up at the front door and say "Take me now!", the other has to leave immediately no questions asked. For me, Anne Hathaway tops that list. Hands down.So who is on your list?

Geez

2010-11-16T16:38:00.003-05:00

This is a screen capture of the most searched terms this week on our lovely little blog. It's like people think this site is all about sex or something.In case you can't read the tiny text, the terms are orgy and slut.

Holy Ginormous Boobs Batman!

2010-11-15T21:37:00.002-05:00

Don't Talk. Just Fuck.

2010-11-14T11:50:00.002-05:00

As she was on top of me riding my fuck-stick, she whispered in my ear, "Don't you want to see me fuck some stranger?"As I had on occasion mentioned that to her, I nodded mid-stroke."I want you to go out there and find a single guy for me to fuck then. Keep the lights low so I don't know who it is," she said.And so I went out in the hallway of our favorite place last night and spied the single

Just Cuz...

2010-11-13T09:07:00.001-05:00

Sweet

2010-11-12T23:18:00.001-05:00

Have I Mentioned...

2010-11-12T13:35:00.003-05:00

That I ♥ pinups?

Happy Veterans Day

2010-11-11T20:49:00.004-05:00

Snowball showing this veteran some love today.

Fireworks

2010-11-11T09:56:00.002-05:00

It has been a long two weeks. If you have been following along lately, you know that Snowball and I have been like passing ships in the night with all the traveling lately. But last night we were both together in our own bed. And we made up for lost time. In a big way. To try to even catalog the things we did would be difficult. But here is a run-down:Sucking my dickLicking her pussyFingering her

Snowball's Adventures with Single Men

2010-11-08T01:08:00.003-05:00

We entered my hotel room, set down our drinks, and took a seat on the bed. After a few minutes of idle chit-chat I told him to come closer.I began to kiss him and my desire quickly came rushing out. Pushing him backwards, I straddled him and started grinding my hips into his as our kissing became more forceful. I removed his shirt and began kissing his chest. He slid his hands up and cupped my

Snowball Is Bored

2010-11-04T22:52:00.003-04:00

So as many of you know, Snowball is traveling this week. I am home playing Mr. Mom and thinking mostly non-sexual thoughts.However, I guess the pickings at her current undisclosed location are pretty fucking slim because she sent me this little memento.Wow. That's hot.

National Sandwich Day and the Salty Walrus

2010-11-04T07:50:00.005-04:00

Yesterday was National Sandwich Day. I am sure they probably meant a nice rare roast beef on sourdough, but COED Magazine has a slightly better take on the subject: BOOBWICHES! The complete gallery is here.Speaking of COED Magazine, they have put together a list of silly sounded sex moves/positions. My favorite? The Salty Walrus. Although the Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich is a close second. LOL.

Air Sex Championships?

2010-11-03T09:14:00.003-04:00

Seriously? Wow. And I thought I had too much time on my hands.There are even rules:Contestants have two minutesContestants must use musicProps are allowedMy own sex life is not this complicated. Who knew?

All Alone...Sigh

2010-11-02T13:39:00.005-04:00

So in the past nine days, I have seen Snowball for an hour. Between our two travel schedules, this entire month has been messed up. She has been gone since Wednesday. So what have I been doing with my time? Well, a little of this:How ever, I really wish what I was doing was this:Or even this:

Happy Halloween! (Part Deux)

2010-10-31T20:49:00.000-04:00

Bad Pizza?

2010-10-31T20:09:00.005-04:00

I was reading I Want To Be Your Whore (shocking, right?) and came across a question someone asked:Anonymous asked: how do you give a good blow job/ hand job? thanks!Her answer?Hey Anon! I am going to let you in on a little secret I heard somewhere… For most men, there is no such thing as a bad pizza or a bad blowjob. Especially younger guys, they are so happy you are near their gentleman

Happy Halloween!

2010-10-31T12:10:00.002-04:00

Mmmm...toasty

2010-10-27T21:38:00.004-04:00

Ya know, it is getting a cooler out there now. Warming up by the fire does sound nice doesn't it?By the way, the lovely lady in this picture is Grace Park. She is currently starring in Hawaii Five-O.

A Haiku

2010-10-26T19:12:00.002-04:00

Snowball is so hotShe knows how to turn me onShe likes my dick too

SWANKY!

2010-10-24T09:36:00.002-04:00

Last night we went and had dinner at our local swanky restaurant and it was fucking delicious. Seriously. OMG. But, I digress. Afterwards, we went to our local meat market dance club for some serious people watching fun. We ended up meeting up with a friend of ours and her pseudo-boyfriend. I say pseudo because I am not sure she had decided she wants to be with him. Anyway, these two are

What is your very favorite sexual act for someone to perform on you? And yes, I may be offering...

2010-10-21T22:37:00.001-04:00

Well, since I don't know the gender of you, lovely questioner nor do I know who you are directing your question to, I will give you an answer for both of us. I (Buddy) am a tremendous fan of the blowjob. Not just a typical "wrap and suck" job however. I prefer the full treatment: shaft, head, balls. The performer should envelop my cock with her mouth. Use the hands. Take pride in this opportunity

New Poll Is Up

2010-10-20T21:07:00.002-04:00

So, based on our completely unscientific poll, you all are mostly into sex with strangers as a fantasy. Interesting.Hi. We have never met before. LMAO!Anyway, a new poll is up. Enjoy.

Almost Halloween

2010-10-19T14:39:00.004-04:00

We are down the last few weeks before Halloween (my second favorite holiday after Thanksgiving!). In honor of that fact, I give you Go-Go Amy. She is a pin-up model. I highly recommend you check her out.

Quality Family Time

2010-10-16T10:46:00.007-04:00

This week I (Buddy) have been on the road. There has been no sexy time I must report sadly, unless you count me jacking off in hotel bedrooms across this great nation. That being said, I have seen a lot of gorgeous ladies on my travels (and even a few really good looking dudes. Hey, I recognize beauty when I see it. What can I say?).Anyway, on my travels I picked up and iPad. In fact i am writing

hot wives

2010-10-14T15:49:00.001-04:00

We're not sure there was a question in there, but thank you for checking out the site. Ask Us Anything. Anything at all...

Worship It

2010-10-08T21:42:00.001-04:00

2010-10-06T06:30:00.001-04:00

A dear friend pointed this in my direction:More than we ever used to, for example, we fancy a bit of this and a bit of that (or at least, we're prepared to own up to it). Not that we indulge in all 41 possible combinations of sex acts enumerated by the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behaviour (NSSHB), published yesterday in a special issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, every time

A Bit of the Learning

2010-10-05T21:34:00.005-04:00

I completely stole this from The Inferno, but...AC/DC – (mostly an antiquated term, but still seen sometimes in personal ads) -A slang term for bisexual.ADULT – Euphemism for pornographic or erotic pictures, movies, games, activities, etc…ADULT FUN – Euphemism for sexual activities. (see PLAY)ANAL SEX – Anal intercourse (see GREEK)ANALINGUS – Oral contact or stimulation of the anus. (see Rimming)

Sometimes....

2010-10-05T21:21:00.003-04:00

Sometimes I want to take you out into the rainstorm and let the water wash over our bodies. As it soaks our clothes, we disrobe in a fit of rising lust. My hands reach up for your breasts at the same time your breasts reach out for my hands. The rain creates a natural lubricant between us. Our bodies writhe in slippery delight.Why bother letting the rain wash away the sin?f

Um...How You Doing?

2010-09-29T22:51:00.001-04:00

Mmmmm...

2010-09-27T22:51:00.002-04:00

Fantasy in Boob Major

2010-09-24T23:59:00.002-04:00

So a friend of mine sent me a picture of her tits tonight. It honestly happens less often than you would think. But that got me thinking: what would I do with those exquisite breasts on the off-chance they were physically in front of me?Well, I would start by caressing them with my warm hands. As the nipples hardened from my touch, I would place my wet lips over them and suckle them like a

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

2010-09-20T22:22:00.003-04:00

Just a friendly reminder to make sure you get a full serving of fruits and vegetables. It's because we care folks.

What a Week!

2010-09-18T23:17:00.003-04:00

It has been a crazy week in the sexual encounter department of WAWYPWYA World Headquarters. Twice this week, Snowball woke me out of slumber to shag. Now, in her defense, I am eminently shag-able. And she also denies waking me up. She says I woke HER up. Clearly this is not the case.In both cases, I enjoyed her moist adult pussy. I enjoyed the feel of her warm naked skin against my own. I enjoyed

No Good Can Come Of This

2010-09-16T18:03:00.001-04:00

Happy Back To School Month!

2010-09-13T17:41:00.001-04:00

We here at WATPYPWYA World Headquarters hopes everyone has a safe and productive school year.

Just Another Saturday Night

2010-09-05T10:29:00.002-04:00

Monkey monkey monkey monkey. What a night. We went to K and A's birthday/anniversary party last night and got see almost all of our good friends: C and J, T and L, D and P, K and A, and M and M. We even met new friends S and T. We floated the keg. It was that sort of party. Good friends and good times.Snowball and I got home and promptly retired to the "Sex Nest" that is our bedroom. Regular

Who Is Getting Laid in America?

2010-08-30T16:20:00.004-04:00

We found this website called Sex, Booze, and Cigars that is just a great read. They have an infographic about Sexual Intercourse in America that is really good. See? More than just dirty stuff here @ WATPYPWYA World HQ. We are about the learning too...

Artistic Genius

2010-08-24T21:47:00.002-04:00

A site called DildoArt.com fuses classic art and...dildos. What a great idea, right? I thought so.

TMI Monday Funday

2010-08-23T14:35:00.002-04:00

It is time once again for a TMI Session with Buddy and Snowball. Below are the questions and my (Buddy's) answers. Enjoy. Feel free to share your answers in the comments section:1. Name one thing that turns you on with unprecedented success. - That's easy. Brunettes and glasses. Something about that combination gets me going everytime. Throw in tight sweaters, jeans, and high heels and I will

For the Ladies (And Gents I Suppose if that is Your Thing)

2010-08-18T20:25:00.002-04:00

New Poll Is Up

2010-08-15T19:50:00.002-04:00

A new poll is up. Based on the results of the most recent one, you all seem to like boinking your friends more than random hook-ups. Interested. Enjoy the new one.

PSA

2010-08-15T10:52:00.004-04:00

Because we here at WATPYPWYA are all about edumacating everyone, we give you this:Every year I get bombarded with the usual question, “So how exactly do you give great head?” This query usually pops out after many drinks, and accompanied by blushing, and an awkward silence. Now I don’t know why people, and yes I do mean people because I have gotten the question from both men and women,

Have Ass, Will Travel.

2010-08-15T10:08:00.001-04:00

Last night we went to our local swingers club to celebrate a good friend's birthday. It was smaller crowd than usual but we had a good time. The theme of the night was "Blackout." If you are not familiar with a blackout party, let me explain. At a blackout party, a room or two is set aside to be completely dark. No light allowed in whatsoever. So what happens in the blackout room stays in the

Someone's Fantasy

2010-08-15T09:58:00.004-04:00

This was emailed to us yesterday:I knew him since high school. We met at a summer camp for smart kids, at the local university, in-between tenth and eleventh grade. I recognized himimmediately as a friend. I asked him to sing “Puff the Magic Dragon” for me and play along on his guitar, and he did. He drove a Volkswagen Bug. He sent me flowers. He was perfect for me, so of course it did not

Facial Friday

2010-08-13T15:02:00.002-04:00

She looks like she is really enjoying this.

I'm In Heaven

2010-08-09T22:12:00.001-04:00

Hot chicks in glasses = Happy Buddy Hickory

Girls Who Can Kick My Ass Are Hot

2010-08-09T21:31:00.002-04:00

And here is a whole set of them...

This Dude is Just Showing Off

2010-07-30T22:12:00.002-04:00

A Letter To The Editor

2010-07-28T02:51:00.003-04:00

I received this emailed story. Enjoy: Dear Snowball and Buddy, I wanted to tell you this story.M and N moved in with me two months ago. I knew M from my hometown. We dated for 3 months, 12 years ago. When I broke up with my spouse of 12 years, the miracle of Facebook reconnected us. We started talking. Here is

Second Verse, Same As The First

2010-07-26T21:45:00.002-04:00

So Friday night was awesome. Saturday night? Even better. Snowball and I went out to our local watering hole and ran into B and B. Then we went to the local meat market in town and got a bit snookered. We got home and make our way to our local love den e.g. the bedroom.Snowball sucked the shit out of my dick. She is an excellent cocksucker. As on Friday, I hooked my fingers inside her very wet

New Poll Is Up

2010-07-24T09:25:00.003-04:00

So, I let the last poll run a very long time. Sorry about that. Essentially, you all like to have sex whenever possible and have no preset "best time to have sex." Interesting. Anywho...the new poll is up. Enjoy.

You Learn Something New Everyday (Updated)

2010-07-23T23:14:00.004-04:00

So, I learned tonight that Snowball can squirt. I am not going to tell you how I got her to do it however. That you will have to find out yourself. However, is it something like this:Happy Hunting!UPDATE:In round 3, I pinned Snowball. Haha. Actually this is an actual quote from her:"Oh. My. God. You can make out with your friends anytime you want. Holy Fuck. Oh. My. God."Ultimately, we ended up

Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

2010-07-23T21:52:00.002-04:00

So I, Buddy, have been out of town for the last few days on business travel. Last night some old friends and I got together and partook of a serious amount of sangria. Did I mention I love sangria? Well, we polished off over four pitchers of the stuff. Long (non-sexual) story, short, I was walking a particular female friend to her car, and we started making out right there in the darkened

Everything is Wonderful Now

2010-07-20T10:52:00.001-04:00

I received a text message yesterday from Snowball that informed to we are having sex and I had better takea nap to rest up. LOL. Sadly, there was not nap in my future, but we did have sex. And it was fucking awesome. I knelt next to her head so she could easily reach my cock with her mouth. She coated my dick with her mouth like a latex handle on a monkey wrench.In this position, my hand found

Exploration

2010-07-14T17:02:00.003-04:00

I came across this website/posting and was fascinated by it:The anatomical drawing of a vulva in Hite's book wasn't very good. So, I rubbed what I thought was my clit with my fingers (turns out it wasn't). Nothing happened. I was disappointed but determined - to feel something. I didn't know what - but something.The book had listed a huge variety of female masturbation techniques. So, I

Snowball and I Did This Once

2010-07-09T20:02:00.003-04:00

Ahhh, the memories:Snowball was in front of me stroking my ever-hardening cock with her left hand and D's dick with her right. He was behind her. K and P watched with rapt fascination as D and I serviced my wife. She was the center of attention in that warm water. She turned around to face D while I slid my very hard dick into her very moist love tunnel. As she made out with D, his hands

I ♥ This Site

2010-07-06T21:13:00.002-04:00

The Art of the Blowjob is amazing...